Marriage Jokes (in Urdu & Punjabi)

Marriage Jokes (in Urdu & Punjabi).

‘Souch Badlo, Amdani Barhao’

Dulha kay Aansoo

Nikkah Fee Charged by the Maulvi Sahib. This Molvi Sahib has a unique principle. He charges nikah fee according to the beauty of the bride.

Lucky Boy; as told by Fortune Teller

Son-in-Law-to-be Plays ‘Chankna’ in Coke Studio

A Father’s Sentimental Letter to his Son before his Marriage

All Poets MUST Immediately Get Married. Here is the secret about churning out ‘good’ poetry.

One MUST travel around the World before Marriage

‘Shaadi ki irtaqai Manaazil’

Till What age are Men Crazy about Second Marriage?

Interest of Guests in Pakistani Marriage Parties. It seems to be a correct chart.

‘Accidents’ Occurring Outside the Factory. The factory owner is absolutely right in saying that any ‘accidents’ occurring outside the factory are not the responsibility of his factory.

‘Gharailoo Aalaat-e-Tashadud’(Domestic Weapons of Torture). These ‘Domestic Weapons of Torture’ (or one may call them as ‘Weapons of Mass Destruction’) are invariably present in every house.

Does Every Mother want a “Bhoot” (Ghost) for her Son?

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