Editor’s Note: People of Lahore are very jolly and witty. They are truly called ‘Zinda dilan-e-Lahore’. This is a collection of Lahori jokes which depicts the happy-go-lucky type life style of people of Lahore. No offence is meant to any one, these are just jokes.
‘Are You Single?’
Boy Falls on a Girl in Bus During Rush Hour
Faulty Research about an Urdu Word
A Fat Lahori acts on Doctor’s Advice
Broken Legs
Two Wives, the Cause of Hair Loss?
Lahori and a Dog in a Park
Lahori Motor Cyclist
Explanation of Parveen Shakir’s Poetry
A Lahori was beaten at Lakshami Chowk
Aeh kehrra Station aye?
A Boy asks his Father to buy him a Motorcycle
Jahaaz ka Pankhaa
A Girl asks a Boy about the City where the Bus has Reached
A Lahori’s Friend Avoided Him to Return the Borrowed Amount
Lahori Gol Gappay Wala wants Feedback on His FaceBook Page
Concept of a Lahori for a Big Gift
A Lahori Goes to a Doctor with Pain in His Chest
A Lahori Baba Rings His Son at New York
Maulvi Sahib and Sohan Halwa in Metro Bus
A Lahori and an Air Hostess
A Student and a Tonga Wala
How a Lahori Got Rid of Thumb Sucking Habit of His Son?
An Indian and a Lahori on a Train
A Lahori Buys Atta from a Shopkeeper
A Lahori Facebook Addicted Boy Being Interviewed for School Admission
An Uninvited Lahori is Caught at an Iftar Party
A Student Wanted to Leave His Studies and Get Married
Is He Dum-darood Wala or Bumb-barood Wala?
A Son Asks His Father to Add 19 Plus 17
Lahori Jokes: A Beggar Asks for Alms from a Lahori Cyclist
Lahori Jokes: Surgeon Demands Rs. 10 Lac for a Minor Operation
Lahori Jokes: A Fly Falls in a Glass of Lassi Being Drunk by a Lahori
Lahori Jokes: CCTV and Lahori People
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So nice jokes, so beautful, so funny!!
Nice jokes. Allah aap ko khush rakhay.
Dear Cheema,
Good kita.
Regards
These Lahori jokes are very interesting, I have liked these good jokes.
Excellent jokes! Well done!!
Nice jokes!!
Nice & decent Lahori jokes in Punjabi. Well done Admin. Regards.
These jokes are written in Punjabi. Good!!
Thanks for sharing good jokes. Keep the good work continued, God Bless.
Thanks for sharing smiles and laughter, Sir Jee.
Jazak Allah for bringing smiles in these times of tragedies.
Good jokes, well done!!!
Real good jokes, simple and joyful!!
Good effort, please add more Lahori Jokes.
Admin, You have done fantastic job.
Good effort in finding “clean” jokes about Lahories.
Thanks for sharing. Bholoo Pehalwaan Hajj per gaye. Jab Haram Sharif per pehli nazar daali to kaha mere Allah kiya Shaan a teri “perr Lahorre Lahorre aye.
I could not control my laughter. Fantastic jokes.
Good effort. Really appreciable!!
Despite having to resurrect my Urdu, with the laborious result, I found myself laughing, not to speak of the picture of Kim’s Gun / Tope Zamzama around which we used to play as kids before and after visiting the Ajaib Ghar (Lahore Museum with Gandhara artifacts), a regular feature of our life. And that joke (with the cyclist and the beggar) is as perfect as a joke could be. The design and concept of all the jokes are admirable.
Good ones. I sometimes miss writing a comment as I have to write my name and email every time I post a comment. Due to my handicap, it is hard for me to hold down the shift key and type with single hand you know.