Funny Molvi Jokes.
Editor’s Note: These Funny Molvi jokes are on the lighter side and should be taken in a positive spirit. These are not meant to hurt the feelings of any community. The term ‘Maulvi’ or ‘Molvi’ here is used in the context of an illiterate person who has zero knowledge of religion but thinks that he is the custodian of religion. You can say that these jokes are about ‘Naam Nehad’ mullahs. The learned ones are referred to as ‘Maulana’ or ‘Allama‘ and no one in his right mind can even think of ridiculing them.
Nikkah Fee according to Beauty. Funny Molvi Jokes.
Which is Better; Pistachio Halwa or Almond Halwa? Funny Molvi Jokes.
Clever Girl and Cleverer Maulvi Sahib
A Viallager’s Buffalo of enters jn the Mosque
“Apni Hee Biwi”
“Hay” say Halwa
“Innocence” of a village Maulvi
Jungle Mein Sher (Lion in the Jungle)
Man Seeks Molvi Sahib’s Advice about Divorce
Maulvi Sahib and Sohan Halwa
Maulvi Sahib’s Speech Against Lipstick
Maulvi Sahib’s Speech in Ramzan
A Maulvi Sahib’s Wife in a Romantic Mood
“Maulvi Sahib, Will You Eat Halwa or Murghi?”
Argument Between a Witty Maulvi Sahib and a Lawyer
Dance in a Night Club in England
What is the Difference Between a Molvi and a Murgha?
A Boy Holding a Live Murgha Met a Maulvi Sahib in the Street
A Crow Snatched Meat from a Maulvi Sahib’s Hand. Funny Molvi Jokes.
Village Molvi and “Go America Go” Slogans
A Woman’s Request to an Angel in Janat
‘Is He Dum-darood Wala or Bomb-barood Wala?’ Funny Molvi Jokes.
Gajjar Ka Halwa Mixed with Chicken Curry. Funny Molvi Jokes.
Niyyat for Qaza Namaz When Day Light Saving Time was Enforced by Musharraf. Pakistan has observed Daylight Saving Time (DST) thrice. In 2002, during the rule of Pervez Musharraf, the DST was observed from April 7 to October. Then it was observed from 1st June 1 to 3st1 October 2008 and lastly from 15th April 15 to 31st October 2009.
A Man Enters a Mosque with a Sword in Hand to Search a True Muslim. Funny Molvi Jokes.
Maulvi Sahib! Why Do You Sit on the Ground? Funny Molvi Jokes.
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