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Some Bosses are Like Clouds

Me & My Boss: The Difference Between My Boss and a Donkey

Me & My Boss, My Boss is a Master Inventor

Angry Boss

Who is the Real Boss?

My Boss Texted Me

Me & My Boss: Our Office Got its First Scanner

The Clerk’s Wife Tells Him to Ask His Boss for a Pay Raise

Genuine Reason for Sleeping in the Office

The Boss was in a Great Mood and Narrated Some Jokes

Boss Jokes: If Boss Doesn’t Take Back His Words

Boss Jokes: Employee Wants Pay Raise
Sam walks into his boss’s office and says “Sir, I’ll be straight with you, I know the economy isn’t great, but I have over three companies after me, and I would like to respectfully ask for a raise.”
After a few minutes of haggling the boss finally agrees to a 5% raise, and Sam happily gets up to leave. “By the way,” asks the boss, “Which three companies are after you?”
“The electric company, water company, and phone company!”

Boss Jokes: Employee asks for a Day Off
An employee goes to see his supervisor in the front office.
“Boss,” he says, “we’re doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic and the garage, moving and hauling stuff.”
“We’re short-handed,” the boss replies. “I can’t give you the day off.”
“Thanks, boss,” says the employee “I knew I could count on you!”

Boss Jokes: Motivation for Employees
The owner of a company tells his employees: “You worked very hard this year, therefore the company’s profits increased dramatically. As a reward, I ‘m giving everyone a check for $5,000.”
Thrilled, the employees gather round and high five one another.
“And if you work with the same zeal next year, I’ll sign those checks!”

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