Editor: This is a collection of clean and decent best Golf Jokes & Quotes with simple Graphics. More jokes will be added with the passage of time. Please visit this page once a month to enjoy new jokes. You may also share a joke, the procedure for sending a joke is given at the end of this Post.
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“I am a Golfaholic”, Lee Trevino
A Good Drive on the 18th Hole
An Enthusiast Golfer’s Marriage
Golf, not a matter of Life or Death
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A Determined Golfer to move Heaven and Earth
The Witty Caddie at the 18th Green
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Best Golf Jokes: A Woman asks an Old Golfer about her Game
Who is a Good Golf Partner?
Best Golf Jokes: A Golfer and his expecting Wife
Golf Balls are like Eggs. They’re white, they are sold by the dozen, and a week later you have to buy more.
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Golf is Always Testing your Skill….
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Good for making smile many who understand these Jokes and feel sorry for those who may have no clue but still have to laugh because it is a joke. Do learn golf it is good for health and you can play till an hour before meeting GOD.
All the best.
Dear Editor,
Really nice of you to make people smile with jokes on golfers.
Hay!!!! all other golfers please contribute here, I know golfers know so many jokes on golf which they narrate to there playing partners specially when not playing good and all golfers often not play good.
Your first joke reminds me of a similar one; here it is:
A fellow comes home after golf one Sunday afternoon, falls asleep on the couch, and doesn’t wake up until about 9 PM. His wife asks why he is so tired. “Well, You remember George, my golfing buddy? He died today, on the fourth green.”
“That’s terrible, it must have been awful” she says. “It sure was,” he says, “For the next 14 holes it was drive, drag George, chip, drag George, putt, drag George…”
Hahahaha! Real good one. It’s true even with better players’ ego when you are playing better than them 🙂
Thanks a lot to make people smile in this depressing environment.
I am playing a charity match tomorrow, keeping these jokes in my bag as well to share with team members.
I’ve invited Gen Khateer as well, let’s see if he joins me tomorrow.
Excellent Jokes, Golfers will always be golfers…and that’s me!!!
Good collection. Well done.