‘Funny signboards in Urdu’ is a large collection of carefully selected funny signboards. These extremely funny signboards in Urdu depict a true picture of Pakistan in a humorous way. It will hopefully provide good enjoyment to the fun starved masses through funny signboards.
Airy Rooms with Flush System are Available for Rent
Funny Poetry on Signboard of Nana Hotel, Karachi. This photo was taken by Ali Raza in Karachi (Taj Complex) early in the morning.
Baichaen Group selling Shakar Qandi (Sweet Potato). Photo by Tahir Iqbal.
Kanwaray Murghay Ka Gousht
Asli Khamaar Naswar. Khamaar means ‘nasha’.
Notice in a Restaurant in Namak Mandi, Peshawar. It is only in KPK that they remind you about your arms. Photo contributed by Umair Shaukat Latif.
Government Primary School, Manji Toour, Shakargarh. Is it Manji Toour (Charpoy Breaker) or Munji Toour (Rice Crop Breaker)?
Ultimatum by a Wife: “Bring Only Ilyas Biryani, Otherwise I Will Go to My Mother”
Funny Notice: Free Hair Cut if Pakistan wins Cricket match from India
Rally against Lotas (Turncoats). ‘Mujhey toilet mein rehnay do, Parliament ki zeenat na banao’.
“Himmat Naswar” from Swat; a Tonic for Computer Addicts
How Will ‘Khala‘ Agree? Please do study hard, otherwise your Khala (aunt) will not allow you to marry her daughter and your parents will have to find your bride out of the family.
Boota ‘Phook’ Service. Filling of air in the tyres.
Rent-a-Donkey for Rs.10 Per Hour
Hospital for Injured Shoes
A Wise Tailor. Though he is not an MBA but he knows the marketing skills.
Noori Paan Shop, Sandha Kalan, Lahore
This Time Give Vote to Some Insaan Ka Bacha
One Who Likes India, Should Go Over There
Plants Destroyer is Being Scolded Through a Notice
Littering is Not Allowed
Wah Baba! Wah! An Old Man with a Banner Against Peoples Party and Muslim League
Strong Protest: Demand for Marriage
1.5 Litre Bottle Free with WARID Pre-paid Connection. Is it Coke or Pepsi bottle?
Announcement for the Thief. Thief has already stolen clothes and shoes from two different rooms. He is now being asked to take the cap as well to complete his gear for his Jumma prayer. Will he accept this challenge?
Warning Notice for Shoe Thief from Occupant of Room No.140
Family Planning Vow. No second kid, till the first attains school going age.
Reject Turncoats (Lotas) & Thugs. Independence greetings to everyone except the thugs and turncoats.
Funny Signboard of a Barbar Shop: Markaz Islah-e Zulf
Hot Bathroom
Madina Hair Salon
Slaves of America
Complete Course from Nursery to FSc in Just 60 Days. Ever child is intelligent by nature, so it is not difficult for Al-Habib School and Academy, Islamabad to accomplish this task.
‘Yahan Koora Mut Phankain’ (Don’t Litter)
Udhaar
No Chance of Getting Credit
No ‘Chatni’ (Sauce)
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Light Humour During Hajj
Shauq Da Koi Mull Nahi
Transport Nama
Rent-a-Weapon
Mardan’s F-16 ‘Niswar‘
Nisar Charsi Tikka Sheesh Mahal. If Nisar Charsi shifts his business from tikka selling to Chars selling, he may become a business tycoon.
Love ‘Qulfi’
Desi McDonald’s
Bagh-e-Jinnah, Lahore
Park Mein Janoo Lana Manna Hai
No-Date Park
Rent-a-Groom & Bride
Bone Treatment Centre in Hafizabad. Falling in uncovered Gutter will break one’s bones which will be treated on the spot.
Easyload, Don’t Argue, Sell Your Mobile Phone
Ad on a Public Toilet. ‘Sab kar do’.
Laptop Shahbaz Sharif Ka
Atom Bomb ‘Sri Paye’. Atom Bomb ‘Sri Paye’ of desi bakra.
Chicken Spare Parts are Available
Chicken-Murghi is Available
Achaanak Sindhi Biryani
Sell Clothes, not Ghairat
Eid Mela. Sale! Sale! Sale! The owner of Jaazab Cloth House is repeatedly informing his customers about this Eid Sale as per his promise. He is even keeping his shop open on Sunday for the convenience of shoppers. He seems to be a nice fellow.
Laawaris Gali
Lift Warning
This Nation is Sleeping
Makhan Autos
3 in One; PCO, Organic Eggs & Oil Change
Cruel Rulers
From London to ‘Amreeka’ in Rs. 5 Only
Haji Paraishaan Machine Dealer
‘Don’t Stand Here, You Can be Hit by a Bullet’. Nobody would abide till he reads the second line.
Drink Lipton Tea & Clear Your Mind
Kabul Fried Chicken (KFC). A new franchise in Pakistan? Would you like to taste it?
Funny Poster: Dog Fight
Family Cabin for Student Biryani. Look at the arrow. Is this family cabin in the gutter? Must be pretty cool in scorching summer!
Abbu Channa, Aaloo Channa.Their next item will be Ammi kachaloo.
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Very funny only in my native land you can find such humor
excellent coollection
Hilarious,,,!! It made my day. 🙂
Serious bhi hai aur funny bhi. Hum ko education kay maidaan mein kaam karnay ji zaroorat hai.
It is really funny.
This shows Pakistani nation have creativity.
My stomach is aching from laughter. Keep up the good work
Pakistan Zindabad
Zara num ho to yeh mitti bohout zarkhaiz hai saqi!
I laughed and laughed till my sides ached! Keep up the good work
The collection is excellent and very humurous. Seeing the whole, I laughed a lot after so many days. It is also a candid reflection of our society, culture and simplicity of people for which we should not be complexed.
This is real humour.
There are certain very special things that you only find in Pakistan and it is for those that I love my Pakistan
very nice collection and eye opener
This shows the true picture of Pakistan.
Jazakhla Khairun
very good and dedicated effort.
lot of appreciation for depicting reality
Boss great as ever
Well done! Good humour indeed.
Good selection and excelent collection.Those who matter will they understand what is going on in the country? Regards
This speaks volume of disconnect in perception and reality in our society.It also reflects in built polarization in varius segments of society.
Boss, you are right.