Funny Signboards (in English)

Need a Girlfriend?

Pull Up Your Pants

An Infant is Begging: Can’t Speak, Can’t Walk, No Teeth, No Job, Dirty Diaper

Long Toilet, Short Toilet. The “contractor” of this Toilet has tried to translate in English the term “Barra paishaab (Stool)/Chotta paishaab (Urine)” which is frequently used by Pakistani doctors when examining illiterate patients.

Beware of the Dog. The Cat is Not Trustworthy Either

Stop Electing Idiots. Will Pakistani masses ever act on this advice?

Warning to Tourists: Do Not Laugh at the Natives

Funny Notice: For Complaints, Press Button

Disciplinary Action Against Staff to Keep Beer Chilled in the Cistern

No Smoking in Lavatory

Prices You Can Trust: Long Yellow Things (Bananas) 1.72 / kg

Store Open 9 Days a Week

Please Press Green “Yes” Button for Yes

We Can Repair Anything. We can Repair anything. Please knock hard on the door, the bell doesn’t work.

Dark Room. Keep Door Closed. If the door is left open, all of the dark leaks out.

Thank You for Taking all the Utensils Home for Washing. Thank you for taking all the utensils home for washing. You can bring them back now.

Funny Translation in Spanish

Signboard at Kohat-1963. Photo taken by Bill Spence.

High Standard School. Note the spellings of ‘Promise’ and judge the standard of this school yourself.

Why are People Following Me?

Masha Allah Snack Bar

Thank You for Noticing This New Notice

Diapers & Politicians Should be Changed Often

Weather Forecasting Stone, Baral, Mangla

Husband is Not an ATM

 

The Opportunist

When You Own a Cabin. In Murree?

Work Harder

Game Over

Husband Day Care Centre

Bridge Converted into Bride

Who will Trespass this Estate?

No TresPassing

Don’t Throw Objects at the Crocodiles

Free Ride in a Police Car

Traffic Dealay

Texting While Driving Kills

Drive Slow

 

Warning-In Case of Fire

Lift Warning

Warning-Long Taraweeh

Taraweeh Parking: 8 Rakat Parking or 20 Rakat Parking?

Signboard Outside a Church

 

Signboard Outside Another Church

 

No More Snow. Signboard outside a church.

Don’t Steal the Copper from AC Unit

There are Some Questions

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